RF Radiation Testing

RF Radiation Testing

Sgt. Poopers provides radio frequency (RF) testing and remediation to reduce your exposure to radiation from wireless devices. 

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Sgt. Poopers® Radiation Lockdown

RF Radiation Introduction

Sgt. Poopers provides RF testing to detect and measure radio frequency radiation from wireless devices in homes and offices throughout Dallas, Texas. Our mission of returning your property to a more natural state includes remediation of environmental toxins including radio frequency (RF) radiation.

Simply being in your home or office shouldn't be killing you. Yet, that's exactly what high levels of radio frequency radiation are doing. Radiation testing is a service delivered by Sgt. Poopers to inspect and detect the strength of radio-frequency, microwave, electromagnetic, dirty electricity, and ionizing radiation around the house and/or where you work. We beileve our Radiation Lockdown is the fastest and most cost-effective way to make a paradigm shift toward a healthy living environment.

Questions?  Call (214) 563-6379


Radiation Lockdown Features and Benefits

Sgt. Poopers® Mascot, Maria 2006-2017The inspection portion of our Radiation Lockdown takes about half a day at your home or office and provides you with three important benefits,

1. We determine your radiation exposure in all the common areas where you spend significant time around the clock,
2. We trace each type of radio frequency (microwave) radiation back to its source to discover what devices are causing problems,
3. We show you exactly how to eradicate or reduce each source of radiation.

Our goal is to minimize all deadly radiation sources in your living spaces.


Radio Frequency (RF) Exposure

Sgt. Poopers® Conservation ArrowheadRF radiation from wireless devices saturating our Dallas, Texas homes, cars and offices is an environmental toxin — toxic to all life. Sgt. Poopers can help by testing your home, room by room, to measure RF levels present throughout your home, and advise you on how to reduce your exposure. You will receive a printed report and an-easy-to-do written program to reduce your exposure step-by-step.

We identify RF radiation being transmitted into your home by wireless routers, Wi-Fi enabled TVs, smart phones, cordless phones, computers, tablets, laptops, Bluetooth, TV remotes (as for Amazon Fire), baby monitors, Smart Meters, computer games, remote controls, microwave ovens, cell towers, broadcast television channels 12 and higher, and even GPS satellites. All these signals fall within frequencies ranging from 200 MHz up to 8 GHz — that would be 200,000,000 Hz, up to 8,000,000,000 Hz (one Hertz being one cycle per second). The power of such radiation is measured by our counters in microwatts per meter squared (µW/m²) or volts per meter (V/m).

Radio frequency radiation is microwave radiation. The only differences between the radiation of your cell phone, a microwave oven, and a radar dish are their individual power levels. If you are old enough, you may remember that the original microwave oven built by Amana was the "Radarange." RF radiation also enters our homes from military and weather radar installations if, unfortunately, you happen to live near one of these facilities or on the top of a hill in their line of sight.


Big Telecom Admits RF Radiation is Harmful

Sgt. Poopers® Chartered Conservationist badgeBig Telecom acknowledges their devices are harmful. For example, on an iPhone go to Settings > General > About > Legal > RF Exposure. They explain if you put a cell phone next to your head or carry it in a pocket, you are exceeding the limit for radiation exposure.

Of course the "limit for radiation exposure" is itself misleading in two ways. An "exposure dose" is different from the more relevant "absorbed dose." The FCC limitation has only to do with a cell phone's ability to heat up a man's head for 6 minutes. A woman's skull is thinner and a child's skull gives far less protection to microwave radiation, so the same amount of exposure is far more damaging to women and children. NEVER allow a child to put a cell phone to his or her ear. NEVER give a child a cell phone PERIOD. It's not a toy or a game. Do not allow a child to play games on a phone or tablet unless the Cellular Data, Bluetooth and Wi-Fi are all turned OFF. See our page on "How to Immediately Reduce Smart Phone RF Exposure" for free instructions.

For this same reason, never allow any kind of wireless equipment near a pregnant woman. Do not use — ever! — a wireless baby monitor.

See our page entitled "EMF Health Emergency" for scientific papers, websites, and videos from experts explaining the danger of RF radiation.


How One Phone Became Four

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When the FCC created its antiquated limitation more than 20 years ago, smart phones hadn't even been invented yet. Adding Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and Cellular Data was like adding three more phones to the side of your head because these additional platforms all broadcast independently. With these services active, one smart phone is like having four flip phones.

Smart phones can transmit and receive telephone calls, Cellular Data, Wi-Fi and Bluetooth all at the same time which quadruples the radiation exposure from just one device.

Many other wireless devices also broadcast using multiple wireless platforms which multiplies the radiation emitted by each device.

  • Most Internet routers emit both 2.4 GHz and 5 GHz simultaneously (5 GHz is not the same as 5G).
  • Got a flat screen TV? It's broadcasting Bluetooth and Wi-Fi constantly to its remote. Your audio system is doing the same. And so is your Amazon Fire or Amazon Firestick.
  • Cordless phones output high levels of radiation on a platform called DECT 6.0. Not only the phones, but also the base station.

The list goes on and the result is a nightmare level of radiation directed at your brain and vital organs.


RF Radiation in Cars

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Sitting inside a metal egg next to a microwave transmitter (plus your car's own Wi-Fi and Bluetooth interactions) is a really bad idea since the metal car body reflects much of the radiation back onto you. To compensate your phone has to use  even more power. More power = more exposure.

Likewise, avoid using your cell phone whenever reception is poor. Poor reception causes your phone to blast out its signal at the highest possible power level. Sitting in a car, you already have a poor transmission situation since the car itself will block your phone's signal from reaching the nearest cell tower, so it will use higher power.

Sgt. Poopers® Conservation Control Corps sealThis situation is exacerbated when you are sharing your ride with other passengers who also have smart phones or wireless devices.

Modern cars also blast radiation right in your face. Its Wi-Fi or Bluetooth antenna may be right in the dashboard or steering wheel and once mated to a cell phone, cars look for the cell phone every few seconds so even when you are not using it, you are still getting death-ray'd with microwave radio frequency radiation.

Finally, there is also the fact that you may be receiving high levels of exposure from cell towers as you pass by, as well as other drivers in neighboring cars.

In many American cities we've replaced the smog... with electrosmog. One more reason you should at least try to do all you can can to eliminate or reduce your exposure at home and work, environments you can control.


RF Radiation at Events

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Many RF devices like smart phones, cordless telephones, TVs, Amazon Fire are always "on" and constantly transmitting high levels of RF radiation whether you are using them or not. Now consider your combined cumulative exposure when you are in the presence of others who have their own smart phones active. These don't just piggyback on the same signal; each phone multiplies the total radiation and radiation is cumulative. Your RF radiation exposure is increased dramatically when you...

  • Sgt. Poopers® Disinfection and Deodorizing buttonwork in an office surrounded by cell phones and computers,
  • go to a sports bar encircled by flat screen TVs and people with phones,
  • ride on a bus full of passengers with phones,
  • eat in a restaurant surrounded by people with phones,
  • sit in a movie theater,
  • ride on a subway or train,
  • fly in a plane,
  • walk through a mall,
  • attend a concert,
  • attend a stadium during a baseball, soccer, hockey or football game.

Electromagnetic fields have made almost all environments toxic indoors and out. The average home is a complicated electromagnetic mess with dozens of overlapping RF, electromagnetic, and dirty electricity radiation fields—and what matters with radiation is the cumulative load.


Big Tech Propaganda

Image of EMF warning symbolBig Tech has worked hard to make you think RF radiation is harmless. Propagandists carefully craft an idea they want you to adopt, then they communicate it in many devious ways so unsuspecting people adopt it without realizing what it is.

An example is the idea that wireless radiation is "weak." Whether something is weak or strong depends on what you are comparing it to! If you are comparing a wireless device to a microwave oven or a radar dish, sure it's weak.But that's a faulty comparison.

You must compare the RF radiation of a cell phone to the electromagnetic field generated by a brain cell, nerve cell, blood cell, or any cell in your body. By this correct comparison, RF radiation is devastating to the living cells of which you are made!

For millions of years life evolved in an RF-free environment. At the microscopic level, tiny electromagnetic fields ARE the motivating forces that enable every facet of cellular life. When we introduce strong electromagnetic fields into a microscopic environment EVERYTHING STARTS TO BREAK DOWN because the tiny cellular charges are overwhelmed.

Labeling wireless RF radiation as "weak" is propaganda.


Truth About RF Radiation

Image of a mobile phone in pocketWireless devices, smart meters, cell towers and smart phones and microwave ovens emit the same radio frequency (RF) energy—the only difference is the power. It's all microwave radiation, and today many people are being exposed to unprecedented levels of radiation around the clock— even while sleeping.  With radiation (from nearby devices, smart meters and cell towers) coursing through your body all night long, EMF fields—at the very least—can cause insomnia and prevent restful sleep. At the worst, all these forms of radiation have been linked to a myriad of fatal conditions and diseases.

The fact is that electromagnetic fields and radio frequency energy damage all living things. Men who carry mobile phones in their pockets can have significantly lowered sperm counts. Their sperm have have less vitality and motility, and three times the mitochondrial damage.

Our ecological protocols are designed to safeguard human and pet health, maintain the balance of nature, and protect land and water resources. We say the urban environment is our forest floor but some parts of the forest are more toxic than others. EMF radiation could be a likely factor in your health if,

  1. You live near a cell tower, high-tension power line, electrical substation, radio station, TV station, radar installation, weather radar facility, microwave transmitters.
  2. You have, or live with someone else who has, any of the following: cordless phone, cell phone, tablet, computer, Internet connection, Smart Meter, flat screen TV, Amazon Fire TV or FireStick, wireless keyboard or mouse, computer game console, car, "smart" appliances, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, etc.
  3. You use electricity or electrical appliances like lamps, lights, clock radios, audio equipment, vacuum cleaners, mixer, fans, dishwasher, woodworking devices, electric devices, vented hoods and more. We're not saying all these things are dangerous, but any of them can be. Testing reveals the condition of these devices scientifically. 
  4. Mis-wired circuits commonly create strong electromagnetic fields that can affect your health.

The good news is ready solutions exist for most of these problems, many that you can enable in minutes.


What is Radiation?

Diagram of radiation spectrum

Energy radiating outward from any source is "radiation." Radiation comes from radius, the distance from the center to the outer edge of a circle. Different names were applied to the various frequencies before scientists realized it was all part of the same thing — a broad range or "spectrum" of radient energy. Whether we experience radiation as FM radio, infrared (heat), visible light, ultraviolet radiation from the sun, x-rays at the doctor, or gamma radiation from Fukushima, these are all different forms of the same thing — some, harmful and some,  safe.

Have you ever thought "Hmm, FM, AM and television radio waves have never hurt anyone. So why should I worry about RF or EMF radiation?" As the frequency changes, the way radiation interacts with matter changes. In the band we call "radio,"  AM signals are blocked by objects, while FM signals pass right through. Visible light is perfectly healthy, while ultraviolet damages DNA.

Microwave were originally used for radar and for covert weapons. Somehow this covert weaponry now powers the wireless tablets that schools give out to our children and the cell phone in your pocket next to your reproductive organs.

World wide, RF radiation is an environmental emergency. As conservationists, we are first responders.


5G and The Internet of Things

Image of a human skullDo you really need your refrigerator to be online? Do you really need to save 4 microseconds when you download stuff? How do you feel about being railroaded into things? 

5G and the "Internet of Things" (IoT) are mass radiological homicide, not to mention a massive invasion of privacy. What happens when your IoT profile is stolen? Not only can thieves see if you're home, they can see when you are buying baby food or other products that tell them exactly how to ambush you.

Radio frequency radiation is almost completely unnecessary. Safe solutions abound. NOBODY needs the Internet of Things. You are being railroaded into it because it makes for a surveillance state. Do you really want to be irradiated by every kitchen appliance and your own door knobs? Do you really want the entire Internet to know exactly what time you use the toilet at night? When you are running low on milk? What days you go to the grocery store? When you are gone? The entire plan is insane.


Who is at Risk from RF Radiation?

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Everyone is at risk—me, perhaps at a little less today because the RF radiation in my house is near zero.  But countless individuals bear mention because their risk is higher.

  • Fetuses are particularly vulnerable to extreme damage from RF radiation
  • Infants, toddlers and children have a much higher absorption rate of RF radiation than adults, so they are seriously at risk. The Dallas Independent School District in has put Wi-Fi Internet routers in every school room, even for kindergardeners. That is child abuse. I would not be surprised if one day someone faced criminal prosecution.
  • Children in day-care, public or private schools being needlessly exposed to RF radiation like Wi-Fi
  • Executives, staff, and secretaries in offices with computers, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth
  • First responders — police, paramedics who drive around in cars over-loaded with wireless devices, including 2-way radios, radar, etc.
  • Firefighters who have cell towers on their property right next to where they sleep
  • Pilots who are exposed to communications radio and radar radiation, plus cosmic radiation while flying
  • Anyone who lives or works near a cell tower including their pets
  • Members of our military
  • Apartment dwellers and their pets who live near a bank of Smart Meters
  • Electrical utility workers
  • Stadium workers
  • Airport workers


Cleaning Up Electrosmog

Most of us have spent years unwittingly turning our homes into microwave ovens. So it may take a little work to bring your levels of radiation down to safe levels. You must protect yourself and your family. Thank your lucky stars that some of us have awakened in time. Sgt. Poopers Radiation Lock Down service can lower your exposure to EMF radiation by showing you how to,

  • Reduce or eliminate RF radiation from Wi-Fi, Bluetooth and DECT 6.0
  • Replace your microwave oven with better alternatives
  • Replace Bluetooth devices like wireless headphones, keyboards, mouse
  • Replace wireless technology with wired
  • Replace your Smart Meter with a safer and an analog meter
  • Create a safe wired network in your home to connect your computers, tablets and even your cell phone


Radiation Lockdown Prices

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RF Radiation Summary

Sgt. Poopers® graphic from our original 2008 website

An environment contaminated by radio frequency (RF) radiation is no walk in the park! Our procedures and protocols protect and conserve the most precious parkland of all—the one you call home. It’s like having a park ranger for your own backyard which is why we say, “We treat your yard like a National Park.”

At Sgt. Poopers our mission of returning your property to a more natural state includes remediation of environmental toxins including radio frequency (RF) radiation. Our Radiation Lockdown Service is a fast and effective way to revert your home back to a healthy living environment.

Sgt. Poopers is a conservation company, so our protocols are based on the principles of conservation. Our approach is common-sense, holistic, always safe, and 100% effective. Our methodology works and you will see immediate results. On top of everything else, no contract is required. We do not use toxic chemistry that can harm people or pets. We restore the balance of nature and make living environments safe for you, children, pets, and beneficial insects like honeybees and butterflies. Please tour our website to learn more. If you have any questions, please call us today at (214) 563-6379. For your convenience, you may also request services from this site.

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Steve Hall
CEO & President, Sgt. Poopers
Conservation Advocate

We would like to thank you for your interest in Sgt. Poopers. We look forward to serving you in the near future!

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Who does radio frequency (RF) testing in Dallas, Texas?

Sgt. Poopers provides residential and commercial microwave RF testing  in the Dallas, Texas area to detect your exposure to radio frequency radiation.  Call (214) 563-6379

Who does wireless radiation testing in Dallas, Texas?

Sgt. Poopers provides residential and commercial microwave RF testing  in the Dallas, Texas area to detect your exposure to radio frequency radiation.  Call (214) 563-6379

I think I am being exposed to RF radiation, what should I do?

Sgt. Poopers provides residential and commercial RF testing in the Dallas, Texas area to reduce your exposure to toxic radiation.  Call (214) 563-6379

What does RF Radiation feel like?

Some people are more sensitive than others. It feels like what it is, microwave radiation, and can cause brain fog, irritability, inability to think clearly, and serious, even fatal, diseases.

Can RF radiation hurt my dog or cat?

RF radiation is toxic to all life. Sgt. Poopers provides residential and commercial radio frequency testing in the Dallas, Texas area to reduce your exposure to toxic RF radiation.  Call (214) 563-6379.

I think RF radiation is interfering with my sleep. What should I do?

Contact Sgt. Poopers to schedule their RF testing procedure at your home, Call (214) 563-6379.


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